This Little Piggy Went Ow! All The Way Home

I've decided to have my pinky toes removed. Clearly shoe designers assume that women wearing heels only have four toes on each foot because I don't own a single pair of heels, no matter how comfortable they start out the day, that aren't pinching my toes by the time I get home. If men had to wear high heels, you can bet that someone would have figured out a way to make them more comfortable, while preserving their stylish good looks.