Port Whine

For some reason I always underestimate how sore I'm going to be. I honestly thought by today, two days after having my port removed, that I wouldn't even be able to feel it and I'd be back at the gym and in the normal swing of things. I'm not in enough pain to take any of the good drugs, but I'm definitely more uncomfortable than I thought I'd be. At least the port is gone!

I'm still trying to decide how to destroy it and I'm a little stumped because the more I look at it, the more I'm convinced that it's indestructible. Do you have any ideas?