New Uses For Old Things

Now that I'm sporting a GI Jane hair-do, I don't really need to brush my hair anymore. But since it's still steadily falling out, something must be done to collect the stray hairs. So I use a lint roller every morning to pick up all of the loose hairs on my head. This morning there were so many that I had to go through three layers of tape on the roller. I'm starting to have bald spots.